I'm gonna be a checker!

Hi *waves*. So I got a rather nice surprise at work today. I know how silly that sounds coming from me, but it's true.

Anyway, I didn't have to be at work until 3pm today, however, I went in early to take the cashier/checker pre-test. It's a test you have to take to make sure you have the personality to be a cashier/checker on the front end, as well as the ability to memorize codes, catch and correct errors, and do basic arithmatic.

It's a pretty easy test and consists of a lot of stupid, common sense questions like:

"Do you consider yourself a team player?"
Strongly Disagree
Disagree
Agree
Strongly Agree
Do not Agree or Disagree

Why do they ask stupid ass questions like that? What do they expect you to say: Strongly Disagree. No! I fucking hate working with people! Customers suck and I wish them ill. Very, very ill!

What the fuck! Anyone who says they're not a team player in a supermarket that stresses teamwork deserves to fail that test.

They also try to trip you up with questions like "Have you ever lied". Of course you've lied. Everyone lies and if you pick "No, I never lie" than your a damn liar and they know it.

Anyway, of course I passed the test with flying colors (cause I'm not an idiot) which makes me very happy. This means the Service Deli will be history for me very soon and that means more money. Yay!

So yeah, I went in early to take the test and when I was done (I finished early) I decided, out of the blue, to check my schedule. Boy am I glad I did cause it turns out they changed it and gave me the day off. Man that rocked so fucking hard! It was too much rock for one hand! I mean, I had already prepared myself for another day in the Service Deli when I found out that little pearl.

Was I a little annoyed that no one told me my schedule had changed? Yes. Did that stop me from being happy about having the day off? Hell no!

I have to say it's very nice sitting here in the middle of the day doing nothing but fiddling with my computer. So much fun.

Peace, love, Blessed it be.